So, Ava is crackin' me up these days! She sometimes says the funniest, cutest things. There are some things that she says ALL THE TIME and I just had to start jotting them down so I wouldn't forget! Other times, there are just little stories, conversations, or comments that she says that are hilarious...or cute..and sometimes oh-so-deep for a a barely 3 year old! :) Here are some of them...
While pretending to talk on her play phone.
Ava: Can you please stop talking cause I'm talking on the phone!
Gee, I wonder where she's heard that! :)
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Ava: You feed Catcher and I'll feed Salsa.
While pretending to talk on her play phone.
Ava: Can you please stop talking cause I'm talking on the phone!
Gee, I wonder where she's heard that! :)
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Ava: You feed Catcher and I'll feed Salsa.
Patrick: Why do I have to feed Catcher?
Ava: Cause you're a boy, and Catcher's a boy. And I'm a girl, and Salsa's a girl.
Duh.
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A conversation I had with Ava one night after prayers:
Ava: Can God come to our house?
Duh.
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A conversation I had with Ava one night after prayers:
Ava: Can God come to our house?
Me: Well....God doesn't really come to our house, but God is always with you, right?
Ava: Right. But maybe we can go to God's house?
Me: Well....God lives in Heaven, and Heaven is very far away.
Ava: Can we go to Heaven?
Me: Yeah, one day we'll go to Heaven.
Ava: Can the doggies go to Heaven, too?
Me: Yes, doggies go to Heaven, too.
Ava: And then we'll just come back to the lakehouse.
And that's that! :)
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Showing a bit of her bossy personality...we're not exactly sure what she means by this, but she usually says it in response to us telling her not to do or say something. We think it's her way of trying to be in charge. She says it a lot! :)
Ava: You don't say what I say.
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Before Bella was born:
Ava: Mommy, when the baby comes, your stomach will be flat again.
After Bella was born:
Ava: Your stomach isn't straight, it still has a bump.
Oh, the honesty.
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Ava: Where are you going?
And that's that! :)
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Showing a bit of her bossy personality...we're not exactly sure what she means by this, but she usually says it in response to us telling her not to do or say something. We think it's her way of trying to be in charge. She says it a lot! :)
Ava: You don't say what I say.
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Before Bella was born:
Ava: Mommy, when the baby comes, your stomach will be flat again.
After Bella was born:
Ava: Your stomach isn't straight, it still has a bump.
Oh, the honesty.
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Ava: Where are you going?
Patrick: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Ava: I'll just come watch you.
Patrick: No, I think I'll go by myself.
Ava: Why?
Patrick: Well, sometimes Daddy's want some privacy when they go to the bathroom.
Ava: Oh.
Later...
Ava: I'm gonna go potty. (Holding her hand up as if saying "STOP!"). Don't come in, I need some propicy.
Privacy. Propicy. Whatever. :)
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Ava: Oh.
Later...
Ava: I'm gonna go potty. (Holding her hand up as if saying "STOP!"). Don't come in, I need some propicy.
Privacy. Propicy. Whatever. :)
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Ava has a blanket that she sleeps with and she sucks on the tag. She/we call it her "taggie," and it is really nasty! For the longest time, she said she was going to stop sucking her taggie when she turned three. I think her birthday snuck up on her because when we were talking about how she was almost three and how she was going to stop sucking her taggie...she said...
Ava: I switched my mind. I'm not gonna stop sucking my taggie when I'm 3. I'm gonna stop sucking it when I'm 10 or 20 years old.
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Patrick was around a lot this summer while he was on his one and only summer break from school, and Ava got used to having him around. Two weeks ago, he started school again and she noticed that he was away a lot. There were two things I've heard her say something to Patrick, and I thought they were very sweet. I've heard her say the second comment several times. :)
Ava to Daddy (hugging): I miss you when you're away.
Ava: I switched my mind. I'm not gonna stop sucking my taggie when I'm 3. I'm gonna stop sucking it when I'm 10 or 20 years old.
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Patrick was around a lot this summer while he was on his one and only summer break from school, and Ava got used to having him around. Two weeks ago, he started school again and she noticed that he was away a lot. There were two things I've heard her say something to Patrick, and I thought they were very sweet. I've heard her say the second comment several times. :)
Ava to Daddy (hugging): I miss you when you're away.
Ava to Daddy (usually at bed time talking about the next day): I'll miss you, Daddy.
I'm glad she didn't say that to me when I was in residency. I probably would have quit!
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FYI: We have a random (ugly) black toilet in our house.
Ava: Mommy, I can't see my poop in the black toilet, but I can see it in the white toilet.
I guess there are few things that 3 year olds notice that they don't tell you. :)
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Speaking of poop...a recent conversation...I was in the living room and Ava was going to the bathroom. She was in the hall bathroom and she yelled to me...
Ava: I pooped on the floor, but it was an accident.
I'm glad she didn't say that to me when I was in residency. I probably would have quit!
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FYI: We have a random (ugly) black toilet in our house.
Ava: Mommy, I can't see my poop in the black toilet, but I can see it in the white toilet.
I guess there are few things that 3 year olds notice that they don't tell you. :)
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Speaking of poop...a recent conversation...I was in the living room and Ava was going to the bathroom. She was in the hall bathroom and she yelled to me...
Ava: I pooped on the floor, but it was an accident.
Me to Patrick: Did she just say she pooped on the floor?
Patrick: I think so.
Me to Ava: (walking to the bathroom) You pooped on the floor?
Ava: (very mater-of-factly) Yes, it was an accident. It landed on my fancy pants (...which apparently she had taken off and put on the floor so she could go potty).
Me: (looking for the poop...) Well, where is it?
Ava: I picked it up and threw it in the potty.
Oh, dear Lord. Well, at least she knows where it belongs, right?!
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Oh, dear Lord. Well, at least she knows where it belongs, right?!
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1 comment:
i just cussed out loud at that last one! she is so cute and does she seriously have a bun in her hair!!??!! i really like the bossy one, i bet she means to say "don't tell me what to do" i can't wait for jase to have some sort of conversations like that.
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